Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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