Plan B is the new Plan A
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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