I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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