I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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