What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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