whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I just want nice things and good sex
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
