Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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