all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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