did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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