A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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