somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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