Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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I need you to use more vowels.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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