gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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