I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Define "chronic" masturbator.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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