ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Randomize
