I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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