did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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