what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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