Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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