D3 body, D1 cock
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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