you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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