Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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