New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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