Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
