I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize