She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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