PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
he thought i was a dude.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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