I don't remember. Are we still dating?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Damn victory sex feels great
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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