this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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