I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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