yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Randomize
