Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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