Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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