Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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