you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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