just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
So. Much. Porn.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize