But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
