remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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