I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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