She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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