You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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