you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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