My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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