we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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