After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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