dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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