I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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