nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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