just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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