a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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