I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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