I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Randomize
