we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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