hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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