The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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