Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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