Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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