she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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