I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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