So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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