So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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