whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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